Dear Target,

Will you please stop selling over-the-top cute crap that I don’t need, but can’t possibly resist?

Did someone from your Marketing / Consumer Products division tap into my brain and start developing products that would make my heart leap when I see it in your store? I really don’t appreciate the blatant manipulation.

Okay, okay….I know someone has to jump start the economy, I guess I’ll step up and do my part!